in reply to My favorite monkishly-named persona:
Adrian Monk. Oh, er, I mean Tony Shalhoub. Wait, he doesn't have a monkishly-named persona. Oh well, nevermind.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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