I think you'll find we need two levels of 'Potato', both pronounced 'Potayto', but some people will choose to believe that one (or both) is in fact 'Potahto' because there shouldn't be a pronunciation guide.
If this idea gets taken up, this post should be hidden from all below the level of Grand Poo Bah (which is of course, higher than both Potato and Potato).
Prowler - Spelling is a demanding task that requies you full attention.
I dont like the idea of giving monks vegetable names either.
Sometimes I feel slightly embarrassed when having to deal with people whose family names sound like vegetables - uttering them just feels so strange.
It might even sound humiliating in some situations.