Re: building a dynamic webpage

[Fletch]

Well, you could write some Perl which like does that stuff using those module things. And stuff.

And you should learn how to ask more cogent questions.

Update: I was going to add a list of links to posts where the OP's been pointed at things like How (Not) To Ask A Question (e.g. CGI perl) numerous times before, but it's not worth it. They didn't learn then, they're not going to now.