How about "for my stepsons to learn that they don't need to yell when they're next to me indoors"? Or is that too much to ask of kids these days, with their iPods and fax machines and hula hoops, I tell ya, back in my day, we had to walk six miles in the snow, in July, uphill, both ways, with a chord of wood on our backs, both ways, just to get a chance to see the older kids use gas-powered computers, and the pilot light kept going out and I think I need my medication now.
in reply to All I want for Christmas is:
tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
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