in reply to Catalyst Advent Calendar
There's also a Chinese version thanks to the PerlChina folks.
--"Go up to the next female stranger you see and tell her that her "body is a wonderland."
My hypothesis is that she’ll be too busy laughing at you to even bother slapping you." (src)
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