You should have kept this poll for 1st April. Unless you've got something more outrageous up your sleeve ;-).
Oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
My friends all rate Windows, I must disagree.
Your powers of persuasion will set them all free,
So oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ? (Missquoting Janis Joplin)
I just want to say two things: 1) googlefight-- (what a great example of how to take something trivial and turn into something flashy that won't work in most of my browsers for no good reason). 2) Using contractions when constructing acronyms (or whatever you want to call them when they aren't "nym" enough for you) is a bad idea. (:
"There are two schools of thought on that." - Beldin, Malloreon (David Eddings)
It is better either to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.