localtime of the dead

And lo' twas in de year of de Lord 2006 dat de Q threw caution to de wind and brought upon us de horrible blight of de 16_000 differently alive. Not a body was safe henceforth and all monks had to learned de way of de Zombie Stomp:

no warnings;

$self={quaking=>"with fear"};
bless $self, Father;

study map monastery => dungeons;
open crypt(doors,listen(carefully,for_sounds));

sub terranean_nightmare {
    seek(survivors, in, dungeons);
    foreach (@encounter) {
        if ($person->isa("Zombie")) {
            reverse undead or
            pack chainsaw and split rand
            or chop $zombie->head_off
            or pop shotgun
            or dump handgrenade;

            die horribly if $undead->can(overpower $self);
        }
    }
    return to_surface,
    push @hellspawn,down,crypt(stairs,with pitch fork) and close door;
}

if (zombie, chomp $self and $self->bleeding ) {
    kill $self
        or warn "The undead are coming!",
            accept the,inevitable
            and join @slavering_hordes;
}
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There are 10 types of zombies: those that eat brains and those that don't.

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Re: localtime of the dead by blazar (Canon) on Jan 16, 2006 at 12:40 UTC
There are 10 types of zombies: those that eat brains and those that don't. Zombinaries?	[reply]
Re: localtime of the dead by turo (Friar) on Jan 15, 2006 at 00:59 UTC
It remembers me to the Blizzard's Diablo!! hahaha, huting zombies sounds good ;-) ... can i help with my axe? ... Equals: Turok, a forgotten warrior `perl -Te 'print map { chr((ord)-((10,20,2,7)[$i++])) } split //,"turo"'`	[reply] [d/l]
Re: localtime of the dead by gustavderdrache (Acolyte) on Jan 17, 2006 at 19:00 UTC
Brilliant! "If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce" -- Winston Churchill	[reply]


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