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PerlMonks StageNames!

by azatoth (Curate)
on Jan 17, 2001 at 16:54 UTC ( #52502=CUFP: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Name Game in Perl : Enjoy.
#!/usr/bin/perl # # # Perlmonks stagenames # feel free to add your own to the arrays srand; @first = qw ( King Maximum Duke Cardinal Mister Miss Rocco Rico Lord Captain Major Don); @second = qw ( Slick Whiplash Leather Dong Contraption Thunder Lightning Viagra Thong ); print "Please enter your name : \n"; chomp($name = <STDIN>); $firstnew = $first[rand @first]; $secondnew = $second [rand @second]; print "$name, Your new \"Perlmonks Also Known As\" shall be : $firstne +w $secondnew\n";


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Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by neshura (Chaplain) on Jan 18, 2001 at 02:17 UTC
    I am afraid to admit that I was not offended at this.
    I am afraid to admit that I downloaded the code and ran it.
    I am afraid to admit that I followed someone else's lead and edited out the lines that requested a name, so that I could get results faster.
    I am afraid to admit just how funny I found this, dare I say it, "puerile", utility.

    I am just afraid.

    ++ for azatoth

    e-mail Cardinal Leather

Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by redcloud (Parson) on Jan 18, 2001 at 02:23 UTC
Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by gaudior (Pilgrim) on Jan 19, 2001 at 20:52 UTC
    I'm Maximum Dong! I can't wait until I get home and tell my wife! ;-)
Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by Dragonfly (Priest) on Jan 18, 2001 at 01:52 UTC
    Well, according to this, I shall be henceforth known as 'Mister Whiplash.' Please change all of your records accordingly.
Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by azatoth (Curate) on Jan 18, 2001 at 14:45 UTC
Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by damian1301 (Curate) on Feb 04, 2001 at 11:24 UTC
    This is rediculous! I am *not* Lord Thong. Sheesh! Maximum Thong, Lord Thong, Major Thong - What next?!

    Wanna be perl hacker.
    Dave AKA damian

    I encourage you to email me
(redmist) Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by redmist (Deacon) on Jan 18, 2001 at 06:59 UTC
Re: PerlMonks StageNames!
by Animal (Sexton) on Mar 06, 2001 at 06:30 UTC
    All Hail Cardinal Thunder!!!!!...... or not...
      Everyone stand aside for.....Duke Lightning!!! I'm thong free. -T Belich

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