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my $gorgeous

by Falkkin (Chaplain)
on Jan 24, 2001 at 09:03 UTC ( #53894=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

Although it doesn't do anything, the poem does compile and run. Many thanks to Vortacist for inspiration.
#!/usr/bin/perl join $me, my $gorgeous, and listen $carefully, $please; eval { the circumstances } and warn $me if not $comfortable; for ($i; "understand"; "but please, let us" ) { lock our $lips, and link $us, $together; grep $me, $now, if $ready, and "i shall be happy"; unlink our $reservations and do { $me, $passionately, } until $at, last, our $desires_are_satisfied }; sleep $happily, my $dear_one; for (our $experiences_have_been_wonderful, and our $time_together_will ;;) { last }

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Re: my $gorgeous
by zeno (Friar) on Jan 25, 2001 at 18:09 UTC
    #!/usr/bin/perl my $votes = 0; today; wait for (my $votes); tomorrow; $y.our $poem, "made me smile"; -timallen
Re: my $gorgeous
by AgentM (Curate) on Jan 24, 2001 at 09:07 UTC
    I suddenly have the urge to recommend that we incorporate some viewer discretionary mechanism in order to protect the younger audience- namely, damian1301. But ++ on using many common Perl functions!

    Update: Make no mistake! This is an excellent poem! Don't have it removed!

    AgentM Systems nor Nasca Enterprises nor Bone::Easy nor Macperl is responsible for the comments made by AgentM. Remember, you can build any logical system with NOR.
      Eeeeeep... I will admit that I didn't really think about the younger viewers of the site... if people overwhelmingly think this is inappropriate, I'll offer to alter whatever bits are considered offensive.
Re: my $gorgeous
by damian1301 (Curate) on Jan 25, 2001 at 02:12 UTC
    I've already been exposed to enough of that already, AgentM. Thanks for the lookout. Nice poem though you++.

    Wanna be perl hacker.
    Dave AKA damian

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