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Completely removing a perl function.
Not sure if that's exactly what you are looking for, but check out Safe (and Opcode).
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (110 votes),