The 2006 White Camel Awards were announced at OSCON last night. The winners were:
Update: More details from brian_d_foy.
"The first rule of Perl club is you do not talk about
Perl club." -- Chip Salzenberg
According to the clickable map, it's Argentina.pm. Looks like the marker is actually over South Georgia. I think they may have their coordinates wrong.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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