Update: made the script a bit nicer,
Just adding random unneccessary junk to a simple script doesn't make it a good obfu.
Come on, you should know better than this.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (521 votes),