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Re^3: The last time I used a dial-up modem was...

by DrHyde (Prior)
on Aug 14, 2006 at 11:24 UTC ( #567197=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


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How would it grip the card? There's no husk.


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Re^4: The last time I used a dial-up modem was...
by swampyankee (Parson) on Aug 14, 2006 at 16:37 UTC

    Tape it to its leg. If it was trying to hold it, the bird would probably want to land (dropping it if it was in it talons) and eat some bread crumbs (dropping it if it was in its beak). Of course, the bread crumbs would probably be part of a DOS attack involving pie.

    emc

    Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

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Re^4: The last time I used a dial-up modem was...
by apotheon (Deacon) on Aug 16, 2006 at 00:46 UTC

    Do you think a coconut filled with SD cards would be better?

    print substr("Just another Perl hacker", 0, -2);
    - apotheon
    CopyWrite Chad Perrin

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