If my boss writes if, I write then
If my boss writes do, I write while
If my boss writes for, I write foreach
If my boss writes printf, I write print
If my boss writes chomp, I write chop
If my boss writes oct, I write hex
If my boss writes index, I write rindex
If my boss writes uc, I write ucfirst
if my boss writes grep, I write map
If my boss writes push, I write pop
If my boss writes sleep, I write alarm
If my boss writes use, I write require
If my boss uses `cp`, I use File::Copy
If my boss uses `scp`, I use Net::SCP
If my boss uses `mv`, I use File::Rename
If my boss uses `find`, I use File::Find
If my boss uses `grep`, I use File::Grep
If my boss uses `sqlplus`,I use DBD::Oracle
If my boss uses `mysql`, I use DBD::mysql
If my boss uses `telnet`, I use Net::Telnet
If my boss uses `ftp`, I use Net::FTP
If my boss uses `ssh`, I use Net::SSH
If my boss uses `date`, I use Date::Calc
Everone can continue this, as per your knowledge.
"Keep pouring your ideas"
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by liverpole (Monsignor) on Sep 20, 2006 at 16:17 UTC |
So what are you trying to say, exactly?
You like to disagree with your boss? No matter what your boss does, it's wrong? You consider yourself superior to your boss?
Sorry, I don't get it.
Update: Maybe jesuashok's "junior" is accessing his keyboard again ...?
s''(q.S:$/9=(T1';s;(..)(..);$..=substr+crypt($1,$2),2,3;eg;print$..$/
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Re: If my boss .....
by chargrill (Parson) on Sep 21, 2006 at 03:39 UTC |
Everyone can continue this, as per your knowledge.
Ok, sounds fun!
If Ovid postulates, I click ++.
If ikegami elucidates, I click ++.
If diotalevi pontificates, I click ++.
If ingy defenestrates, I click ++.
If brian_d_foy educates, I click ++.
If chromatic contemplates, I click ++.
If liverpole obfuscates, I click ++.
If jesuashok previews and then creates, I click --.
--chargrill
s**lil*; $*=join'',sort split q**; s;.*;grr; &&s+(.(.)).+$2$1+; $; =
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chargril,
If jesuashok clicks preview and then create, I click --.
If jesuashok clicks not preview and directly create, I click --. ( would be better )
Wonders can come from anyone at anytime !!
Now, If you are the wonder, one day I am !!! :-/
"Keep pouring your ideas"
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Yethuku ungaluku indha vendatha vellai. ungaluku kavithai varathu... Aanalum, evalo aduchalum thangaringa, "neega romba nalavar...". ;-)
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