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Perl Hackers In Love

by turnstep (Parson)
on Feb 14, 2001 at 20:21 UTC ( #58373=obfuscated: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Ah.. 'tis that time of year again when a young hacker's thoughts turn to...obfuscation. And love. The perfect last minute gift idea for your better half. Promise them "extra goodies" if they can figure out how it does what it does. ;)

P.S. Looks fairly clean on a wide screen - one sub per line

#!perl use strict; $_= reverse"rekcaH lreP rehtonA tsuJ";&print; exit; sub Cards($$$){my$__;seek(DATA,0,0);$/="$__";<DATA>=~m((\x21));push(@_ +=>"$1\n");} sub Fun{<DATA>=~/[SEX]/;splice(@_,-1,0,uc $&);$_[$|].=uc$&." ";$_[8]=u +c$&;$_[2].=" ";} sub Flowers{for(reverse sort{($a=~/(m)/i and$*=$1 or $a=~/\W+\w{3}\W+/ +)<=>$b=~/m/i or $a!~/\W+(\w{3}\s+)*?\S+/}keys%SIG){last if$$=chop;nex +t unless$$++;}splice(@_=>1,0=>$*);&TwoLips;} sub TwoLips{($a=(split(/[A-Z]/))[1])=~tr(ansliteration)/ab/cd;splice(@ +_,-3,0,uc chop$a);&Yum;} sub CandyHeart{for(@_){length>5 and next;print;}} sub Yum{eval("use Candy::Chocolates;");if ($@=~/\s*([\w\/]+).pm/){spli +ce(@_,-4=>0,uc chr vec($1,2=>8));splice(@_,-1,0,uc chr vec($1,2,8));$ +_[4].=uc substr($1,-5,1);}} sub Hearts{$==length;@_=(\$$=>\\$$=>\%*=>\*$);for($$=$#_+1;$$;){$!=ran +d($$--+1);$_[$$,$!]=$_[$!,$$];}$#_=4;for(reverse@_){$_ or next;$,=ref +$_;$;=length$,;$^T=0;for(0..($;)-1){$^T+=vec($,,$_,$=/3);}$$=chr$^T/$ +;;;}push(@_=>$$);$,="";&Diamonds;} sub Diamonds{push(@_=>chr(substr($=,-1,1)+substr($=,0,1).substr($=,-1, +1)+substr($=,0,1)));&Clovers;}#Feeling lucky?? sub Clovers{eval;$*=2;$*=uc((split(chr($***$***$**$*)=>$@))[5]);substr +($*,1,1)="";splice(@_,1,0,$*);&Moons;} sub Moons{unshift(@_=>chop(@_[7]),(split''=>(ref \@_))[4]);} sub print($){$$-=$$;$!=@_[$$]=~s(((\W+[\w{4,5}]+?)(\032?(\w+?).*)(?:\1 ++)\x3A{1,2}.+))($2?$1?$3?"$2$1$3":"$3$2$1":"$1$3$2":$1;)e;&Hearts;!$$ + or &Gifts;} sub Gifts{&Cards;&Flowers;&Fun;&CandyHeart;} __DATA__ Data?!? LOVE does not require data! (but this script does!)

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[robby_dobby]: marto: Good morning, I usually spend my Fridays here cursing the bloody weather!
[marto]: where are you based robby_dobby?
[robby_dobby]: marto: Oh, I see you're from an even colder north :-)
[robby_dobby]: marto: Ldn, right now
[marto]: icy here today, snow on the hills

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