I can tell you why I have no modules under my ID.
in reply to RFC: Looking for "CPAN Trivia" and "Bizarre Tales of the CPAN"
I had more than a few I was going to upload (circa 2001-2002), then my family turned into a cancer cluster virtually overnight. $!#@$#
I just haven't gotten around to it yet , with dealing with everything afterward (some day), though at the time, I remember there were more than a couple questions I had, but couldn't easily find answers to. What those questions were, no idea now. :(
"To be civilized is to deny one's nature."