in reply to Life is:

...and all the people merely players.

Update: Okay, so I don't really believe that. But it seems odd to have left the Shakespeare option off the poll.

I also want to comment on the "unfair" option. While it's true that life is unfair, I'm convinced that's a good thing, and that if life were fair, we wouldn't like it.

Sanity? Oh, yeah, I've got all kinds of sanity. In fact, I've developed whole new kinds of sanity. You can just call me "Mister Sanity". Why, I've got so much sanity it's driving me crazy.