in reply to I laughed, I cried, I...
...fell down, It changed my life. - Steven Brust
Cowboy Feng's Space Bar and Grille, the story of a time and space-travelling bistro powered by the nuclear bombs hitting it at irregular intervals. Not his best work, but well worth the read (as is everything by Brust IMO).
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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