At the present time this is mildly amusing, but, Kevin, please don't end up like the 'I didn't do it kid' who only had one lame joke.
What Kevin_Raymer really needs is one of TheDamian's ACME modules, like bleach or JAPH, but preferably Buffy.
Monks, I hope you aren't taking this guy seriously. Do not spend your time linking to the many excellent help facilities available. This is an obvious joke.
How can you feel when you're made of steel? I am made of steel. I am the Robot Tourist.
Robot Tourist, by Ten Benson