gloryhack, you are being a pedant, but it's a good point, the uri itself won't call anything...
The uri tells the browser to ask the webserver to run the handles that run the script which runs perl which runs my code, which runs the subs...
But let's leave out some of those parts, and say the uri does run the subs... <phb>That's all implementation anyway</phb>
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