in reply to
Caffeine and its delivery to monks in need
augment 'productivity' => \&with_coffee;
before 'breakfast' => \&serve_coffee;
around 'lunch' => \&serve_coffee;
after 'dinner' => \&serve_coffee;
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
Results (35 votes),