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classical one was:
Classical ones are on the Quine page (which is apparently not maintained anymore).
The shortest non-empty non-cheating one I know is (ends with two newlines)
Another that uses perl's various quoting operators to avoid having to escape stuff dynamically is (no newline)
Update: see Short quines.
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
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