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goto hell

by shmem (Canon)
on Dec 11, 2007 at 22:38 UTC ( #656503=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

HELL: { eval "die;"; goto HELL; redo; } # You can't redo.

inspired from the CB: thezip requires smelling salts as the following line is accidentally (and unprotectedly) viewed: goto B1;

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Re: goto hell
by narainhere (Monk) on Dec 12, 2007 at 11:31 UTC
    HELL: { eval "die;"; goto HELL if ($sins>$goods); redo until (!$humanrace); }

    The world is so big for any individual to conquer

      goto HELL if ($sins>$goods);

      In hell, that decision has already been handled far away and long ago.

        goto HELL if ($sins>$goods);

        In hell, that decision has already been handled far away and long ago.

        I personally believe that then the conditional is optimized away by the compiler.

        If you can't understand the incipit, then please check the IPB Campaign.
Re: goto hell
by zentara (Archbishop) on Dec 12, 2007 at 13:15 UTC
    You can't redo

    Unless you are the pope

    P.S. I guess that seals my fate as far as the Vatican is concerned.... and I used to be an altarboy :-)

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. Cogito ergo sum a bum
Re: goto hell
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 12, 2007 at 11:07 UTC
    sub HELL { goto HEAVEN }
re yours
by tefflox (Initiate) on Dec 15, 2007 at 20:20 UTC
    It carries no curse; your aesthetics are too conforming.
Re: goto hell
by jesuashok (Curate) on Dec 19, 2007 at 05:54 UTC

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