Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Fletch (Bishop) on Jan 11, 2008 at 14:09 UTC
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AND THEY'RE USING CSS TO HIDE THE FNORDS AND STEAL OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDZ! ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!11!!one!!elevensies!
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
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All these secret groups behind the backs of most of the monks here.
Oh, no! We're not going to have a Wikipedia moment here, are we?!? I know! Maybe there's a top secret mailing list where a small clique of Monks discuss what nodes to Consider, downvote, etc!!! Oh what tragedy fate brings us!! PerlMonks, how we loved thee so!! =:-)
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by demerphq (Chancellor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:31 UTC
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Sniff? What about me? Arent i part of the illuminati anymore? Shouldnt you hate me too?
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You're part of the conspiracy behind the conspiracy, obviously. But no doubt you already knew that. Unless you erased your mind ... again.
For a troll thread, this is pretty entertaining.
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by blue_cowdawg (Monsignor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 16:25 UTC
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Sounds to me like someone has missed their meds for a while....
blue_cowdawg hides his secret decoder ring....
Peter L. Berghold -- Unix Professional
Peter -at- Berghold -dot- Net; AOL IM redcowdawg Yahoo IM: blue_cowdawg
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by swampyankee (Parson) on Jan 12, 2008 at 01:16 UTC
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Sock puppets? I've always wanted a sock puppet. Incidentally, the Illuminati among the Monks are able to trace your location. The Node Reaper also reaps those who reveal the Illum…
emc
Information about American English usage here and here.
Any Northeastern US area jobs? I'm currently unemployed.
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You really want a sock puppet? Don't you realize where your hand goes.. ;)
Revolution. Today, 3 O'Clock. Meet behind the monkey bars.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by pfaut (Priest) on Jan 13, 2008 at 15:00 UTC
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These guys wanted for questioning...
/uploaded that over a year ago
//can't believe MTV hasn't kicked in my door...
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by shmem (Chancellor) on Jan 11, 2008 at 16:45 UTC
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No Horse, No Wife, No Mustache.
It was Adam Weishaupt!
Ewige Blumenkraft.
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by CountZero (Bishop) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:12 UTC
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This must be the earliest April Fools joke ever.
CountZero A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by hangon (Deacon) on Jan 11, 2008 at 22:30 UTC
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I founded the Illuminati.
The ghost of Rockefeller is my puppet.
Mwah Ha Ha Ha
Mwaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Conspiracies, suspicion, mistrust and dissent. All is going according to plan. No one can stop me now.
Mwaaah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Soon the world will be all mine!
sincerely,
Dr. Evil
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by DrFish (Initiate) on Jan 11, 2008 at 17:16 UTC
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by starbolin (Hermit) on Jan 18, 2008 at 06:40 UTC
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I just knew something was going on around here; my donuts have been missing. And all that Latin they're always whispering. Thank you for uncovering the conspirators. Now I can keep an eye on them with my Evil-Genius Tachyon Field Projector(TM).
s//----->\t/;$~="JAPH";s//\r<$~~/;{s|~$~-|-~$~|||s
|-$~~|$~~-|||s,<$~~,<~$~,,s,~$~>,$~~>,,
$|=1,select$,,$,,$,,1e-1;print;redo}
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by samizdat (Vicar) on Jan 21, 2008 at 18:08 UTC
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by apl (Monsignor) on Jan 18, 2008 at 18:44 UTC
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Scratches head
That link doesn't work anymore. *yawns*, all fear the stone masons who hate being filmed, er... obey the copyright laws.
Munches on PB&J sammich
Yeah, I have seen the Fnords
*chokes on PB&J sammich*
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If they could keep the Martians under wraps, and Atlantis off the maps, removing a Simpsons song would be trivial...
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Re: OT: The Illuminati have infiltrated Perlmonks
by Anonymous Monk on Jan 15, 2008 at 23:53 UTC
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Another Ron Paul voter! Right on man! | [reply] |
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