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I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...

by tye (Sage)
on Feb 10, 2008 at 06:13 UTC ( #667233=poll: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

vote on I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...

This stupid St. Valentine's week poll
[bar] 122/35%
An embarrassing rash
[bar] 43/12%
An appointment at the free clinic
[bar] 20/6%
A presciption for antibiotics
[bar] 10/3%
A counceling session
[bar] 22/6%
Grounded
[bar] 8/2%
Suspended
[bar] 5/1%
More addicted
[bar] 58/17%
All of the above
[bar] 61/17%
349 total votes
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Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by kyle (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 06:21 UTC

    ...an XP quip. (You are a unique flower.)

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by McDarren (Abbot) on Feb 10, 2008 at 07:21 UTC
    A spelling mistake.

    s/counceling/counseling/ || s/counceling/counselling

    ;)

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by poolpi (Hermit) on Feb 10, 2008 at 09:12 UTC

    a cute allergy to the other interpreted languages :0)


    PooLpi

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by syphilis (Canon) on Feb 10, 2008 at 09:27 UTC
    Never be embarrassed about a rash.

    Cheers,
    Rob

      Only a monk a with a nick like yours could make such a statement with no further justification required :)

      • another intruder with the mooring in the heart of the Perl

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by zentara (Archbishop) on Feb 10, 2008 at 18:18 UTC
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by wolfger (Deacon) on Feb 11, 2008 at 13:21 UTC
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by moritz (Cardinal) on Feb 11, 2008 at 16:33 UTC
    .. this lousy T-shirt.
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by andreas1234567 (Vicar) on Feb 12, 2008 at 06:42 UTC
    Server Error (Error ID 9372919b58026)
    --
    Andreas
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by bradcathey (Prior) on Feb 10, 2008 at 13:22 UTC

    ...an addiction to pipe smoking.

    —Brad
    "The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men." George Eliot
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Hercynium (Hermit) on Feb 11, 2008 at 04:19 UTC
    ...this bizarre desire to grow a handle-bar moustache?

    //Ladies, the line for kisses forms to the left :{)
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by technojosh (Priest) on Feb 11, 2008 at 16:12 UTC
    Yeah, I don't know, it seemed like everything was going fine, and then the next day...BAM! You're stuck in the clinic and PerlMonks won't even return a call...
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by memnoch (Scribe) on Feb 11, 2008 at 15:56 UTC

    Down-voted :(

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by apl (Monsignor) on Feb 12, 2008 at 20:45 UTC
    I pledged my undying love 32 years ago. Sorry PerlMonks...
      *cough* mistress *cough*

      (Just kidding of course. Congrats on being together so long!!)

      Update: Disclaimer: Not responsible for diet coke spray damage to monitors! :-)

      All you got was a roll in the matrices...

      Don Wilde
      "There's more than one level to any answer."
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by johndageek (Hermit) on Feb 15, 2008 at 20:11 UTC
    A deep friar?

    Enjoy!
    Dageek

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by stonecolddevin (Vicar) on Feb 14, 2008 at 00:19 UTC

    this itchy rash and "Roger Moore's" tattoo'd across my chest...

    meh.
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by -arc- (Monk) on Feb 14, 2008 at 08:13 UTC
    A habit

      We have nun

      - tye        

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by DrHyde (Prior) on Feb 19, 2008 at 10:28 UTC
    St Valentine's week? Jesus H. Java-Using Christ, it was annoying enough when it was just a day!
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 13, 2008 at 04:29 UTC
    Priapism
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Herkum (Parson) on Feb 14, 2008 at 23:02 UTC

    'Someone stole my license plate off my car'... (true story)!

    How is that for love for fellow man? :(

Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by doob (Pilgrim) on Feb 20, 2008 at 18:40 UTC
    ...a barely noticeable lack of girlfriend
Re: I pledged my undying love to PerlMonks and all I got was...
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 14, 2008 at 17:36 UTC
    ... stabbed in the back by tye himself.
      tye likes to pretend that he is God around here.

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