Re^3: What can bring the excitement back to Perl?

[chromatic]

in reply to Re^2: What can bring the excitement back to Perl?
in thread What can bring the excitement back to Perl?

We need a new marketing slogan.

Perl, the language of choice for implementing privacy-invading, malware-spreading, time-wasting zombie apocalypse simulators for Facebook.

[doom]

If you don't use perl then you don't SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

If you don't program in perl, then the TERRORISTS win!

All other languages want to implement SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, and RAISE YOUR TAXES!
And open the border to MEXICO! And maybe even CUBA!