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Wait a second, is this a perlmonk-rewrite of the Monkeys Beatle's song "Hey Jude"?
*raises eyebrow* I thought it looked somewhat familiar.
Yep. Too late I realized that not so many monks here are old enough to recognize a song from the sixties...
Rule One: Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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