I would have to say that it would be most like Mr. Spock. Why? Well for one he's Vulcan, a race of beings who live their lives based purely on logic, and what does programming revolve around? Yes, that's right, logic. And what is Perl? That's right, a programming language.
When you wish to argue my point, just remember what Mr. Spock always says to Captain Kirk "Captain, that is illogical."
Now that my rant is over, it is time for me to take my leave, live long and prosper. :-)
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