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Didn't know if that was even a keyword. Many thanks.
Beware that exec never returns (if you didn't already know that), because it replaces your process with the new one.
If you want to make multiple "execs", you can use system.
Check out perlfunc for a list of all available functions and keywords in Perl.
Seasons don't fear The Reaper.
Nor do the wind, the sun, and the rain.
We can be like they are.
The moon would crash into the Earth
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
Moon landings would become significantly easier
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
We finally get those golf balls back
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