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It shall never die.

by EvanK (Chaplain)
on Apr 22, 2001 at 07:58 UTC ( #74523=perlmeditation: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

::waits to be attacked::

When I get a little money, I buy books. If I have any left over, I buy food and clothes.

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Re: It shall never die.
by Beatnik (Parson) on Apr 22, 2001 at 14:44 UTC
    Linus Torvalds: What happen? 
    Alan Cox: Someone bribe up us the BSOD.
    Eric S Raymond: We get GPL License.
    Linus Torvalds: What!
    Eric S Raymond: Main screen fsck on. 
    Linus Torvalds: It's you!! 
    Bill Gates: How are you gentlemen!!
    Bill Gates: All your Win2k are belong to us.
    Bill Gates: You are on the way to Whistler.
    Linus Torvalds: What you format? 
    Bill Gates: You have no chance to reinstall make your time.
    Bill Gates: Ha ha ha
    Larry Wall: What happen? 
    Randal L. Schwartz: Someone hack up us the code.
    Tom Christiansen: We get PHP.
    Larry Wall: What!
    Tom Christiansen: Main screen strict on. 
    Larry Wall: It's you!! 
    Rasmus Lerdorf: How are you gentlemen!!
    Rasmus Lerdorf: All your site are belong to us.
    Rasmus Lerdorf: You are on the way to ASP.
    Larry Wall: What you fsck? 
    Rasmus Lerdorf: You have no chance to die make your time.
    Rasmus Lerdorf: Ha ha ha

    ... Quidquid perl dictum sit, altum viditur.
Re: It shall never die.
by footpad (Monsignor) on Apr 22, 2001 at 09:48 UTC
    Tom: What happen? Dick: Someone fight up us the apple. Harriet: We get rock. Tom: What! Harriet: Main sccreen struggle on. Tom: It's you!! Sandra: How are you gentlemen!! Sandra: All your snow are belong to us. *snifs deeply* Sandra: You are on the way to wind. Tom: What you eat? Sandra: You have no chance to f^ck make your time. *wiggles* Sandra: Ha ha ha

    Um, er...wasn't this the transcript of my last project meeting?


Re: It shall never die.
by virtualsue (Vicar) on Apr 22, 2001 at 21:52 UTC
    Bob: What happen?
    Carol: Someone saunter up us the radio.
    Ted: We get eraser.
    Bob: What!
    Ted: Main screen simmer on.
    Bob: It's you!!
    Alice: How are you gentlemen!!
    Alice: All your melon are belong to us.
    Alice: You are on the way to cigar.
    Bob: What you caress?
    Alice: You have no chance to stink make your time.
    Alice: Ha ha ha
Re: It shall never die.
by AgentM (Curate) on Apr 22, 2001 at 08:04 UTC
    I just can't handle the pain!
    Michael Jackson: What happen? Genghis Khan: Someone hoe-down up us the orangutan. Tom Green: We get spam. Michael Jackson: What! Tom Green: Main screen spank on. Michael Jackson: It's you!! How are you gentlemen!! All your living dead are belong to us. You are on the way to computer. Michael Jackson: What you mummify? You have no chance to erradicate make your time. Ha ha ha

    AgentM Systems nor Nasca Enterprises nor Bone::Easy nor Macperl is responsible for the comments made by AgentM. Remember, you can build any logical system with NOR.
Re: It shall never die.
by tinman (Curate) on Apr 22, 2001 at 09:54 UTC

    Ok, ok.. this is mine.. :o)

    AM: What happen?
    Ty: Someone flies up us the river.
    Mn: We get ocean.
    AM: What!
    Mn: Main screen barfs on.
    AM: It's you!!
    Ja: How are you gentlemen!!
    Ja: All your lake are belong to us.
    Ja: You are on the way to pond.
    AM: What you run?
    Ja: You have no chance to giggle make your time.
    Ja: Ha ha ha

Re: It shall never die.
by r.joseph (Hermit) on Apr 23, 2001 at 00:37 UTC
    Oh hell, I'll give it a shot:
    Bill Gates: What happen? Mohatma Gandhi: Someone ran up us the car. Napolean: We get tree. Bill Gates: What! Napolean: Main screen walked on. Bill Gates: It's you!! Gengis Kahn: How are you gentlemen!! Gengis Kahn: All your stork are belong to us. Gengis Kahn: You are on the way to elephant. Bill Gates: What you sauntered? Gengis Kahn: You have no chance to flew make your time. Gengis Kahn: Ha ha ha

    r. j o s e p h
    "Violence is a last resort of the incompetent" - Salvor Hardin, Foundation by Issac Asimov

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