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I offer, at 118 (not counting newlines):
The above didn't work for me. $\ is undefined by default so the newline doesn't print and $= is 60 by default so the tests fail. This is the best fix I could come up with, unfortunately with one extra character:
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
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