in reply to I can't believe it! I'm the fifth Beadle!
One time was I a Beadle yet
by much perldoc toil and frivolous posting,
much idle thought and CB boasting
did I become the Friar I am today.
With any luck I shall be a Hermit soon
and post it on my resume
My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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