in reply to capturing STDOUT
tie *STDOUT, 'IO::Scalar', \$a;
# do STDOUT-specific code here
# and now do something interesting with $a
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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