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Re^2: If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is...

by mikelieman (Pilgrim)
on Jun 04, 2009 at 19:30 UTC ( #768560=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re: If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is...
in thread If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is...

Q) What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? A) A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Re^3: If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is...
by Illuminatus (Curate) on Jun 09, 2009 at 21:49 UTC
    Q) How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
    A) Just pay him/her for the pizza

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[Corion]: marto: Ow! I would assume there is a cron job monitoring the free disk space and automatically opening a ticket at 90%, 95% and 100% usage...
[Corion]: Even we had automatic emails back when we maintained the machine ourselves...
[marto]: Corion you under estimate how lazy these admins are :P
[Discipulus]: we too; using opsview alarms
[marto]: the key word: outsourcing ;)
[Corion]: marto: Yeah, feels like that ;) You could set up the cronjob that auto-creates tickets :-))
[marto]: the ticketing system does not accept calls via email, nor has it a working API. It's tied into Active Directory for authentication and the Solaris boxes aren't on that domain
[Corion]: The one thing I haven't figured out a solution to is how to get an edge-trigger instead of sending an email every 5 minutes if the usage is above 90%. I want one mail when it goes over 90% but no more emails as long as it stays between 90% and 95%.
[Corion]: marto: Clever! ;)
[Corion]: You can only reach me by pager

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