|Perl: the Markov chain saw|
NodeReaper ( apologies to Ms. Shirley Bassey, and John Barry, Leslie Bricusse, & Anthony Newley )by idnopheq (Chaplain)
|on May 06, 2001 at 02:00 UTC||Need Help??|
To the tune of the infamous "Goldfinger", original words by Leslie Bricusse & Anthony Newley, music by John Barry, sung by the very tallented Ms. Shirley Bassey.
Note: one must perform the obligatory "Ba WAA Waaaa" where appropriate.
Does it belong in Perl Poetry? I'd hate to code this sucker! But I am wont for another abode w/i the monastary, perhaps due to Canadian beer.
Without further ado, NodeReaper!
Such a cold reaper.
Plague-like words he will pour in your ear,
Every day, he takes off his nodes to die,
He loves only nodes.
UPDATE:japhy pointed out maybe it should be 'ba WAAAAA waa'.
More UPDATES: due to significant constructive criticism, and my inadequacies, I redid some of the lyrics to better reflect the intentions of the participants. My sincerest and most humble 'Sorry!' if anyone is artistically or metaphysically offended!