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in reply to Do you have a middle name?

Actually have 2 middle names, never use either one of them, except on my passport...

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Re^2: Do you have a middle name?
by JadeNB (Chaplain) on Dec 03, 2009 at 21:34 UTC
    If you have 2 middle names, then neither of them is actually in the middle. Don't you therefore have to take the average? Or am I getting confused with the less well known concept of a median name? :-)
      Yep, just an average joe!

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Re^2: Do you have a middle name?
by Porculus (Hermit) on Dec 03, 2009 at 21:05 UTC
    Ditto.

    Lingua::EN::ParseName can't handle two middle names. I feel so marginalised :P