Re: Re: (Golf) JAPH?

[MeowChow]

I submit that the following is shorter:

perl -pee

Then start pressing the following keys: 'J', 'u', 's', 't' SPACE, 'A', 'n', 'o', 't', 'h', 'e', 'r', SPACE, 'P', 'e', 'r', 'l', SPACE, 'H', 'a', 'c', 'k', 'e', 'r', ENTER. Japhage magically occurs...

   MeowChow                                   
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