"There obviously isn't a module that would allow me to do this."
First of all this clearly isn't true. Secondly, even it if were true are you not prepared to write some code of your own, rather than rely on there being a module created which does everything what you want?
Once again you've posted here because you've been given a task to do at work; and without fail you don't seem to even want to do so much as look at the documentation, or previous threads. This isn't rentacoder.com, people here aren't paid to do your job for you, or make you want to learn how to program.
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