Are you listening to yourself? I mean, really listening to yourself!
If you ... remove all the hyperbole; excessive adjectives, adverbs and superlatives; marketing speak; cutesy and/or tortured analogies; similes and metaphors; unverifiable statistics, bar charts and graphs; and customer testimonials.... Does what's left a) still make sense; b) constitute anything more than just common practice and common sense?
— BrowserUk, Re: Nobody Expects the Agile Imposition (Part II): The Office
Sometimes I think you'd find a way to criticize reading documentation if a handful of other monks started answers with "Have you read the documentation? It says...."