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in reply to The code I'm most proud of is:

  1. Never Tattle
  2. Always make fun of those different than you
  3. Never say anything, unless you're sure that everybody else thinks the exact same thing
"The Code of the Schoolyard" -- Homer Simpson

oh, you meant code *I* wrote. Never mind

fnord