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Re^5: Question about defined loop

by spx2 (Chaplain)
on Mar 12, 2010 at 11:43 UTC ( #828263=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re^4: Question about defined loop
in thread Question about defined loop

I think what you wrote has nothing to do with what I wrote. But if I think of it I will never be able to measure up to the trolling standards that you have set here on our beloved Perlmonks.org . I believe you have raised the trolling bar to unforeseen heights and now we trolls will struggle to achieve anything worth of value. You are a true trollish prophet. Let me put together a sample of your creation in a previous post for posterity:

Instead, YOU are told to look up documentation, they call you an idiot and lazy! All of this is true, but it doesn't get your work done. This must be very frustrating. You are obstinate and keep trying, but it is not working so well.

I suggest something different: tell ME all your problems and I will create solutions for them. You no longer need to worry about monks, I will do it all. It will work like this: You go onto the internet and google for things that you like to do. In your search, include the word "job". You will find web pages which let you do what you like and in return they will give you something we modern people call "money". When you have collected enough of this "money", contact me. I will handle your PERL problems and in return you give me the "money" (in our century we call this "paying for work").

I believe this will work out the best for us all. You no longer need to bother the monks and they do not need to insult you. Your PERL problems will be handled well and quickly and the sheep will like it too! Important: don't look for a "job" that has anything to do with programming. You are not good at it and never will be. That is not your fault, it is the fault of your laziness and bad character.


Comment on Re^5: Question about defined loop
Re^6: Question about defined loop
by IBlowGoatsSucker (Beadle) on Mar 12, 2010 at 14:41 UTC
    But if I think of it I will never be able to measure up to the trolling standards that you have set here

    How very clever of you to realize this! But then you go on and try anyway...not so clever!

    But we were talking about you, not me. I don't want to steal your spot-light, that would be mean because you work so hard to get it. In truth, I thought you wanted to forget about the past and move on, so I didn't spell out your past in detail. But if you want to talk about past postings, I'll give our eager listeners an overview:
    - Act 1: spx2 is a dickhead on perlmonks.
    - Act 2 (in the CB):
    spx2: Bwahaa, I was a dickhead, and now some big influential PERL person is angry at me. I need to delete my account and everything, or I'll never get a job again.
    everybody: Dude, chill, just behave more nicely from now on and people will forget and forgive
    spx2: (sniffles and moans some more)
    - Act 3: spx2 is a dickhead on perlmonks.

    Doesn't sound like you learned much. And writing stupid comments to my older posts doesn't help to lower your dickheaderyscore.

    Let me put together a sample of your creation in a previous post for posterity

    Hmm, you know, "put together" isn't synonimous with "copy verbatim"...and are you sure you know what posterity means? Cos my old post is just as accessible as your copy... oh...waaait...I understand! You're him, aren't you? Everything becomes so clear now...

    But while we're at this, it would be remiss of me to spare our delighted audience the two hilarious quotes you sent me via PM:

    spx2: hm, maybe you don't understand sarcasm...
    Yes, very true, the post you quoted shows that I don't. It is cruel to point out the deficiencies of others.

    spx2: also, why do you bring up something I wrote in the chatterbox ? do you not respect privacy in any form or ... ?
    Do I still have to answer that? No, I don't think so, I'll just point a finger and laugh at anybody who thinks that what they wrote in the chatterbox is "private".

    Bye now, and sleep tight.
    signed: Trolltroller Rex
      I'm not interested in any job lol , you can troll me all you want here :)

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