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Re: Best 8 Character Obfuscation (Golf-ish)by Zaxo (Archbishop)
|on Jun 04, 2001 at 17:19 UTC||Need Help??|
The possibilities get richer if you consider mere expressions and puns on them.
$$==0 for 'swapper' (a little old-fashoned, that)
$?!=0 for 'baby on board'
Regex matches can make an assertion...
...or even tell a sad story.