Your contribution to the spirit and knowledge of perlmonk in this thread has been a joy to behold. As well as that other thread, you tried harder there, but it didn't work out so well. You are the most valuable contributor in whole of perlmonk since your idol left us.
Come to think of it, he hasn't done much of that lately either.
The best thing about you are your brilliant conclusions. Who is the Watson to your Sherlock?