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Today is 1 April. In the US, at least, it's a day when people play silly tricks and write mock articles.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (569 votes). Check out past polls.