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use More::Beer;
[bar] 177/20%
require 'Payment';
[bar] 97/11%
eval($girlfriend_or_boyfriend);
[bar] 58/7%
goto "vacation";
[bar] 148/17%
chop $Someones->Head('Off');
[bar] 41/5%
split(/\ /, "me girlfriend");
[bar] 26/3%
join(' ', 'me', 'party');
[bar] 34/4%
new Car(size=>'big',speed=>'fast');
[bar] 48/6%
bless Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
[bar] 171/20%
other()
[bar] 72/8%
872 total votes

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