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poll ideas quest 2011
The most drunk I've ever been:
What do people choose that don't drink at all?
I've felt "drunk" from love a few times, does that count too?
Love based drunkenness would probably confuse the issue, though the poll is about the degree of drunkenness rather than the source of it.
As the daughter of an abusive alcoholic, I find this terribly unfunny.
Use subroutines for code reuse
Master regular expressions
Write my GUIs with Perl
Abandon CGI in favor of some modern web framework
Put my code in modules
Create CPAN distributions
test and document my code as I write it
Write OOP with or without animal help
Finally switch to a modern Perl style
Create a killer application with Perl
Detoxify from Perl and PerlMonks
Choose another language because Perl is dead
Learn to program for mobile devices
Complete my secret world domination project
None, because the road to hell is paved with good intentions
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