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smart human readable time epoch
In Re: one-line conditional print?, sundialsvc4 brought Text::Pluralize to my attention. It's a handy tool for dealing with plurals, if there aren't ready-made solutions like those proposed above.
Lingua::EN::Inflect is a better/deeper tool even if it's a bit less DWIM.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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