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smart human readable time epoch
In Re: one-line conditional print?, sundialsvc4 brought Text::Pluralize to my attention. It's a handy tool for dealing with plurals, if there aren't ready-made solutions like those proposed above.
Lingua::EN::Inflect is a better/deeper tool even if it's a bit less DWIM.
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
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