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When I die, I will...
...have on my gravestone:
"It is now safe to turn off your computer".
Although knowing my luck it'll be stuck on: "Please wait while your computer shuts down"SIGKILL, please, someone...
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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