You've had your fun, you've had your little game of demonising me for being a heretic to your unquestionable high and mighty authority on what ought and ought not to be done with Perl, and I've had enough of dealing with it and with you. I don't need you, I don't like you, and I don't want to be associated with you in the future.
The way to resolve this situation is oh so simple, just reap all my nodes and I will be gone never to return, can't say fairer than that.
"I don't need you, I don't like you, and I don't want to be associated with you in the future." And yet you're still here. "I mean it I want out and I want the data your holding over me removed. I'm not going to give up" Really? How's that working out for you?
I'm attempting to bury it forgotten along with my system that no one wants (but me). I would still be quite keen to delete all data I have entered thus far into this site but it seems that option is still not available. As for association and so forth, actually you, my cowardly anonymous friend are just about the only person still bothering me, and if I could have perlmonks without you, once again I would not hesitate to take it.