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Superluminal Perl Haiku

by zentara (Archbishop)
on Sep 25, 2011 at 18:49 UTC ( #927761=poem: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

whip your camel hard go faster than neutrinos thru Italian rock

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth.
Old Perl Programmer Haiku ................... flash japh

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Re: Superluminal Perl
by CountZero (Bishop) on Sep 25, 2011 at 19:27 UTC
    The (in)famous faster-than-light neutrinos?

    CountZero

    A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity." - The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James

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Re: Superluminal Perl Haiku
by choroba (Abbot) on Sep 27, 2011 at 14:22 UTC
    reminds me of the joke:
    The bartender says "Hey neutrino, what's the rush?".
    A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Re: Superluminal Perl Haiku
by Perlbotics (Abbot) on Feb 25, 2012 at 15:33 UTC

    Five months later...

    plug all fibers tight whip your camel once again Einstein might be right

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